We all have commercials in our dreams. We don’t run off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices. Care to sample our fragrance from Calvin Clone? No, thanks. And you, sir? No, thanks- We just need to draw attention away from the eye area. Can I try these on? I can’t let you open But you can try on the demo pair. Hi, Bender. Great new sweater. New?! What sweater? I came here with it. I don’t know you people. $30! I can’t afford that. Unless. Do you take Visa? Visa hasn’t existed for 500 years.
I don’t even breathe oxygen. Here I come, Kif. They jumped right out of their pants. Oh, what now? Activate glass window. Kif, I’m sensing a very sensual disturbance in the Force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy. Yes, sir, captain. How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me? Okay. I was just at this partLet’s try that a little lower and lots softer. Imagine you stowing away and stealing a licensed starship. Oh, it’s so romantic it gives me the shivers.
Don’t mess with Earth! May you bounce in peace. Get the hell off my planet! Let’s reactivate him. Chumps and chumpettes! Can I say the word I love to say? Sorry, we couldn’t remove it. It’s stuck in there with glue or something. Great. What’s the point of living if I can’t say ass? I didn’t blow up! I’m back in the saddle! We couldn’t disarm it. We changed the word. A word you almost never say. That’s using your ass. And the word? Better if you don’t know. Come on, I’m not going to say it.
